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Bite-Me Security hand-made wood plaques with stock, or standard, funny sayings are available in two sizes: Large (approx. 11" x 11") and Small (approx. 9-1/2" x 9"). In addition, both sizes are available with an optional, large two-pronged brass hook and decorative corner medallions (for indoor use only). Our large plaque is also available with a sturdy metal yard post, if you would like to display your sign outdoors.

Stock plaque prices (excluding shipping & handling):

Small Plaque - $24.95
Small Plaque with Leash Hook - $28.95
Large Plaque - $32.95
Large Plaque with Leash Hook - $36.95
Large Plaque with Yard Post - $42.95

All of our signs can also be customized with your family name, or name of your cabin, farm, stable, restaurant, bar, etc. Just click on the "Customize this sign" link on any sign style page.

NOTE: our web site is still expanding and many subjects are not displayed, so if you don't see your special pet's breed, please go to CONTACT US and eMail a note on what you are interested in.

	Style 1028 Akita This Property is Protected by Akita Security Ask yourself - do you feel LUCKY Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1029 Australian Shepherd This Property is Protected by Australian Shepherd Security It won't be a G'day for YOU ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1030 Basset This Property is Protected by Basset Security You can't Hush this Puppy ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1031 Beagle This Property is Protected by Beagle Security I'm on duty 24-7-365 Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1032 Boston This Property is Protected by Boston Security We do things MY way ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1033 Boxer This Property is Protected by Boxer Security Put up your Dukes ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1034 Brittany This Property is Protected by Brittany Security Guard Dog at Work ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1043 Bullmastiff This Property is Protected by Bullmastiff Security Very Large, Very in Charge ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1005 Chihuahua This Property is Protected by Chihuahua Security Hasta La Vista - Baby! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1039 Dachshund This Property is Protected by Dachshund Security I'm one HOT dog ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1041 Great Dane This Property is Protected by Great Dane Security Size DOES Matter ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1047 Golden Retriever This Property is Protected by Retriever Security The Golden Rules ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1019 Pug This Property is Protected by Pug Dog Security Your Ankles are Mine! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1042 Labrador This Property is Protected by Labrador Security - The Bone Collector - Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1045 Min Pin This Property is Protected by Min Pin Security I'm Dynamite ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1046 Pembroke This Property is Protected by Pembroke Security You'll get Corgi-gated ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1048 Scottie This Property is Protected by Scottie Security You could get KILT ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1050 German Shepherd This Property is Protected by German Shepherd Security Survivors will be Prosecuted Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1049 Sheltie This Property is Protected by Sheltie Security Not on MY watch! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1051 Shih Tzu This Property is Protected by Shih Tzu Security I'm a Lethal Weapon ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1052 Vizsla This Property is Protected by Vizsla Security Bring it on ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1001 Largemouth Bass This Property is Protected by Largemouth Security Get your BASS out'a here! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1002 Black Bear This Property is Protected by Black Bear Security You'll be in…Permanent Hibernation! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1007 White-tailed Deer This Property is Protected by White-tailed Security You could be among the DEERLY departed! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1003 Honey Bee This Property is Protected by Honey Bee Security Buzz Off! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1008 Ferret This Property is Protected by Ferret Security Don't try to Weasel in! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1011 Hamster This Property is Protected by Hamster Security I'll take you for a Spin! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1013 Rabbit This Property is Protected by Rabbit Security Get out of HARE! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1014 Tarantula This Property is Protected by Tarantula Security Visit my Website! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1017 Equine This Property is Protected by Equine Security No Horsing Around! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1018 Llama This Property is Protected by Llama Security You make me so mad…I could SPIT! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1020 Sheep This Property is Protected by Sheep Security Ewe'd better not be Baa'd! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1021 Snake This Property is Protected by Snake Security Hisss is my Place! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1023 Turtle This Property is Protected by Turtle Security SLOWLY move away from the door! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1025 Angus This Property is Protected by Angus Security You got'a Beef! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1026 Holstein This Property is Protected by Holstein Security I'll kick your Dairy-ere! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook
	Style 1027 Galloway This Property is Protected by Galloway Security You'll get Belted ! Large \| Large with Hook \| Large with Yard Post Small \| Small with Hook